@ kelmac07 looks like quite the successful Herf! Been eyeing those Oscars, have heard good things. Might pick up the corojo at the local B&M soon!
Warped Maestro Del Tiempo - pretty unique little, well stubby robusto here! At risk of sounding hoity toity, "Behold! Delightful expressions of sublime decadence within! Ethereal notes of...dried fruit! Raisins and plums prance....DANCE upon thine tongue like sprites in the summer dew!" Or something like that. METAL RULEZ!!