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Old 11-07-2018, 07:34 AM   #1
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Default Skydiving Lesson

A man decided to try skydiving. The instructor was telling the class that the main chute should be deployed at 500 feet. If that didn't work be sure to open the backup chute by 400 feet.

One student asked "How long do you have if neither chute works before you land?"

The instructor replied, "The rest of your life."
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