SchizoFilly

A reporter went to an Indian reservation to study the ways of the native American, and upon arrival noticed that most of the men had feathers in their hair. This piqued her interest and she had to find out the significance. So, she walked up to a man with a single feather in his hair and asked:
"why do you have that feather in your hair?"
"me one feather, me one squaw."
"ok, but what about that man over there with three feathers?"
"me not know, go ask him."

So, the reporter made her way to the next man with three feathers in his hair and asked
"why do you have three feathers?"
"me three feather, me three squaw."
"I see, but what about that man with the feathers all over his head?"
"me not know, go ask him"

The reporter ran to the man with many feathers as quickly as she could because she just had to find out why he had so many feathers and asked
"why do you have so many feathers?"
"big, small me f**k em all"
"oh, how hostile!"
"hoss style, doggie style, any style"
"oh dear!"
"no deer. Butt too high run too fast."