This sounds like my dad...
An elderly man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art...it's perfect."
"Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Well, I'll tell you. It's two thirty-three."
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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