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_Saudi_ and _Iranian _Airways attempting to land in _Atlanta_ _Georgia_ - _USA_:
/*Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R'

*/ _Saudi Air_: /*'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'*/


Atlanta ATC: '/*Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'*/


_Iran Air:_ /*'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great*/.'



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_Saudi Air: _
'*/ ATLANTA ATC! - ATLANTA ATC!!'



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Atlanta ATC:
/* 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'*/


_Saudi Air:_ */'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!!!'




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Atlanta ATC: '*/Well bless your hearts...and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us. /*