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Old 07-16-2022, 08:34 AM   #20
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Default Re: Smoke Rings

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Originally Posted by kydsid View Post
A haiku to the only true rings that matter -

Beautiful dawning
A large, perfect ring blows
at the perfect onion

I find that limericks are best in this situation

Sitting with the Queen having tea,
She asked, "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
Said, "Do you sneeze when you sh!t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.


What does that have to do with smoke rings? Not a gosh damned thing....
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