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Old 01-09-2017, 06:14 AM   #1
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Default Too puny...

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.



I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
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