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T.G · 11-08-2011, 10:05 PM

I think you should have grabbed her by the hair, smashed her face into the ground a few times, then while she was still woozy, popped the hood on your truck, forced her tongue onto the hot exhaust manifold, rendering her incapable of speech. Then, just to make sure she can't type or text anyone, you should have shoved her fingers into the rotating fan cooling blades on the front of your oversized alternator. One at a time for maximum pain though.

Then, after all that was done, you should have tied her hair to your trailer hitch and taken her for a drag around the parking lot. Maybe even down the road a few miles.

And then, at the end of the day, you could put some slits in her skin, tie her ankles to a tree and crank up, ripping her skin right off. All you have to do after that is just scrape the muscles off and build a cage with the bones to house her kids.

Yeah.

11-08-2011, 10:05 PM	#10
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,548 Trading: (37)	Re: Any other coal burners here? I think you should have grabbed her by the hair, smashed her face into the ground a few times, then while she was still woozy, popped the hood on your truck, forced her tongue onto the hot exhaust manifold, rendering her incapable of speech. Then, just to make sure she can't type or text anyone, you should have shoved her fingers into the rotating fan cooling blades on the front of your oversized alternator. One at a time for maximum pain though. Then, after all that was done, you should have tied her hair to your trailer hitch and taken her for a drag around the parking lot. Maybe even down the road a few miles. And then, at the end of the day, you could put some slits in her skin, tie her ankles to a tree and crank up, ripping her skin right off. All you have to do after that is just scrape the muscles off and build a cage with the bones to house her kids. Yeah.