[WildBlueSooner]

I thought this was funny....

It's after Christmas and little Johnny is on his bike. He passes a cop, who is riding a horse. The cops asks, "Little Johnny, did Santa get you that bike?" "Yes," says Little Johnny. The cops says, "Well next time tell Santa to put a license plate on the bike. I'm going to have to give you a ticket." Little Johnny asks, "Cop, did Santa get you that Horse?" "Yes," replies the cop. Little Johnny says, "Well next time tell Santa to put the dick on the bottom of the horse and not the top."