Greetings Dan
I would love to apply for your fourth installment.
I started to get into cigars in June. I had smoked before but never payed attention to what I was smoking.
I attempted a review once:
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=34231
As you can see, it was a failure getting zero comments.
Actually, it got one comment, but it was from Mac and he's a post whore so I don't count it.
I would like to offer a few reasons why you should select me.
First
I work 19 hr days.
Normally I can see how this could be a problem.
Lucky for you I'm a stiff and spend my time at work doing as little as possible, leaving plenty of time to enjoy some cigars.
Second
I have a touch of O.C.D.
Again, I can see how this might be a problem.
However, this will result in all my reviews being completed in a timely manner, and thus delivered to you promptly.
Any failure to do so will probably result in me taking numerous trips to my house to check if my front door is locked.
Third
If I am not selected, my wife could see me for the failure that I am.
Possibly leave me, send me to the bottom of a bottle, and set off a chain of events that could ultimately lead to my daughter
"dancing" 
her way through college.
In summary
I have all the time, reliability, and incentives to make your fourth installment a success.
In fairness I would like to offer some reasons not to select me.
First
At a recent herf, I realized I have the palate of a caveman.
Second
I have sausage like fingers.
So, typo's are sure to abound.
Third
MMMMMM Sausage
In summary
You may be able to find someone who isn't as rough around the edges as me.
Thanks for your time
Dom