No not 40 year old MILF's, but real live Mountain Lions! This was at our local Safeway store yesterday afternoon.
A customer saw a long tail sticking out of the bushes as they walked into the store and asked an employee if they had animals living out there. One employee got within 5 ft before realizing it was there crouched down. Probably needed a wardrobe change after that!
Fish and game came out and tranqued it with no problems.