Drinking
Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The first vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."
The second vampire also asks for a pint of blood.
The third vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "Gotcha. That's two bloods and a blood light, comin' up."
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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