I just read on an internet forum that beer has just been proven to make you smart.
The theory is backed by the fact that it made Bud wiser.
A drug addict replied that if coke is a joke, he can't wait for the next line.
It was also recently discovered that if you mix Viagra with Valium, an adverse reaction may occur where if you don't get a f*** you don't give a f***.
And finally, since smoked meat lasts longer without refrigeration than fresh meat, an internet study recently concluded that all smokers will be living longer if global warming is indeed occuring.
