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Old 05-07-2019, 08:22 AM   #22
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Default Re: My girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because of cigars

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Originally Posted by Tio Gato View Post
And if the ex left anything in your place sell it and buy smokes.
I would arrange for her to pick it up and when you see her approaching you, light up a cigar and start puffing, building up a large cloud of smoke that she will have to wade though to get her stuff.
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