This is in 'Jokes' so the worse your drawing is the better. You 'win' by sucking the most.
Rules are you can only use MS Paint. No Photoshop or fancy drawing software. It's even better if you do it on a laptop with no mouse so it looks like a crack addict looking for his next hit drew it.
Welcome to Douchebagistan, home of awesome MS Paint drawings.
Ready, set, go!!
