[shark]

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-years old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'rawroraicroon'?

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

As my mind began to embrace ideas, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place.

We walked in, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom...you sill awake?"