What is 100 yards long and has 3 teeth? The front row at an Alabama home game.
Did you hear about the Rebel fans that missed last years game? They saw a sign that said "LSU LEFT" so they went home.
Why did LSU replace the stadium grass with astroturf? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during the games.
What is the definition of safe sex down at LSU?
Placing a sign on the animals that kick...
