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Old 04-30-2012, 03:23 PM   #1
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Default Milk & Eggs

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."



A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"



He replied, "They had eggs."



(I'm sure you're going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)
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