An American Sailor and a British Tar were in a bar talking about their various Naval traditions. The conversation got around to the stripes of white piping on their dress blue uniforms. The British Tar asks: "Why do American Sailors have three stripes of piping when we only have two?" The Yank says: "See that first one?, that's for the time we beat your @ss in the Revolution, the second is for the time we beat your @ss in the War of 1812." Still puzzled, the Tar asks again: "Okay, but why the third?" The Yank says: "That's because we can beat your @ss any time we want!"
