Appetizer: Fried food medley - Wings, cheese sticks, pickles, onion rings, anything that could be deep-fried and plenty of ranch sauce to dip it in.
Drink: Plenty of cold beer
Main Course: A pile of seafood, Lobster, king crab, rock crab, giant shrimp, sashimi fish, oysters, and plenty of melted butter and coctail sauce.
Drink: Either Belvedere and cranberry juice or Crown Royal Reserve and Cola
Dessert: Angel food cake, strawberries and whipped topping
Final Cigar: A Cohiba Behike, that way if it sucked, I could have something else to be upset about.