[shark]

A 60 old woman decided she needed to spice things up with her husband. She remembered when they were first married, in their 20s, she would go braless and he couldn’t keep his hands off of her. So she goes into the bedroom and takes off her bra and puts her blouse back on, then goes to the living room and stands between the TV and her husband.


She asks, “So! What do you think?”
He says, “Oh my goodness. you look 40 years younger!”
She asks, “Do you really think so?”
He says, “Yes. Your tits are sagging so much that it’s pulled all the wrinkles out of your face.”