[markem]

GET OFFA MY LAWN!

dam kids. When I was young we didn't have 'attitude'. We were mindless automatons and dam glad to have that! Why, we had to wait until we were 8 years old, join the army, fight overseas, get the crabs, and THEN we had attitude. My attitude was that penicillin is a miracle drug. Good times. Dam good times.

That was tiring. Time for a nap. Then I think I'll feed the pigeons in the park. I use the bench over by all those fancy schmancy lawyer cars. Teach them for having 'attitude'. Bet they never had the crabs.