glass eye
A man in a fancy restaurant noticed that a gorgeous woman was sitting at the next table. Suddenly she sneezed, causing her glass eye to pop out and fly toward him. The man caught it mid-air.
"I'm so sorry" the woman said as she popped her eye back in. "Let me buy you dinner."
After the charming dinner conversation, the woman offered to drive the man home.
The man was flattered. "you're the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No" she responded. "You just happened to catch my eye!"
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