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I'm so gonna found PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants). You know every time you eat a plant you're killing off any future generations of them?! You plant killers! Corn should not be harvested, imagine how much corn we'd have if you didn't cut it down? And grass? Stop murdering grass by using that lawnmower. Let it grow free! Isn't that what Mother Nature intended?! Learn to eat rocks. They're high in minerals, full of lots of non-organic stuff, and there's no shortage of them.

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