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Originally Posted by T.G

So there was a Mohel who saved all his tips for years and years, and finally on retirement he took them to a leather shop and asked them to make something of them. He came back a week later to pick up what they had made and the guy behind the counter hands him a wallet and a cell phone pouch. "What the heck!" the Mohel exclaims, visibly upset that this was all he got from his life's work. the guy behind the counter looks up and says, "Relax, if you rub it a few times it turns into an entire set of travel luggage."