[TXRebel]

Two Californians are speeding down Highway 90 in there Volvo, when they pass a Texas State Trooper. The Trooper lights them up and stops them. When the Trooper gets to the driver's window it's rolled up.

The Trooper taps on the window and the guy rolls it down and says "Yes, officer?”

The Trooper whacks him in the head with his flashlight.

The guy says, "Ow!!! Holy Sh!t. Why'd ya do that?”

The Trooper says, "When a Trooper stops you, you'll pull over, roll down your window and get your drivers license out. Understand?"

“Yes officer from now on I'll know".

The Trooper walks over to the passenger side. The passenger hands the Trooper his drivers license. The Trooper whacks him in the head with the flashlight.

The passenger says, "What the hell was that for? I gave you my license".

The Trooper says, "I was just makin' your wish come true".

The passenger says, “What wish?".

The Trooper says, "The wish you make when you're 5 miles down the road and you look at your buddy and say, 'I wish he'd tried that sh!t with me.'".