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Old 06-30-2017, 07:40 AM   #260
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Default Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping

Vin, you don't need any of these hillbilly potions, redneck elixirs, or quack remedies.
What you need, if this happens again, is the Mia Wallace!
I'll show Grace how to administer it when I come for Hog Herf.
I'll just need you to head over to the hive and rile it up while in your Jesus sandals.
Also, don't have sweatpants tucked into your socks.
We'll have to wait for the bees to stop stinging you, because, let's face it, you're not outrunning anything at this point in your life.
Once it's safe, I'll have Roger mark the location of your heart with a felt pen.
I'm going with Roger over Keith here, because, as we all know, Roger is the only one with a heart among us.
Then, I just need to stab you hard enough with the needle to get through the breastplate.
Once I administer the shot, you should be good to go right back to entertaining and cooking for us.
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