Escalator Kleenex.
Oh, sorry... uh.. I'm supposed to say "pop" and do. When I ask for a Coke, and they say "Is Pepsi alright?" I do one of two things.
Look disgusted and ask for the other alternatives.
Ask them why they would carry such an inferior product..
I've never heard anyone order a Rum and Pepsi before. There must be a damn good reason.
Not that I am a Cuba Libre` drinker on a normal basis, but it's the thought that counts.
With a cigar, I do prefer Coke Zero at the moment.
or, uh... other beverages...