A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem with my johnson."
Doc says, "Drop your pants, let's take a look."
The man drops his pants and the doctor is surprised to see a neon orange appendage. "I think we'll need to cut it off," says the Doc.
Well, the man was not having any of that so off he went to get a second opinion. Unfortunately he got the same response.
At the third doctor, however, the doc asked him, "What do you do at you job?" "oh, I'm unemployed," replied the man.
"Well, what do you do all day?"
"Oh I just sit around all day watching adult movies and eating cheetos..."
