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Originally Posted by irratebass
Bad or BADDER Santa
NEW ONE:
G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.
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New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.