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Originally Posted by shilala
This is a good story that pretty much typifies the depth of and width and breadth of my retardation, so bear with me.
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Meh, no worries Scott. I work with some guys that make you look like Einstein.
(The following actually occurred on an Airborne Operation)
Soldier: "This is my first jump in the unit...which way do we go?"
Sergeant: "(pointing at the open tailgate) You go OUT THAT BIG F*CKING HOLE!"
Soldier: "I meant once we get out of the aircraft Sergeant"
Sergeant: "YOU GO DOWN JACKA$$"
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Now, while teaching a civilian SCUBA class, we had a blonde that kept flipping out underwater during training...so we're curious as to why she's going psycho underwater...
She comes up to the surface, sputtering and coughing, and says:
""Every time I breathe I get air in my mouth"
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Scott, you have a LONG way to go to surpass the mental retardation of some of the "geniuses" I have worked with!
Hey, you want me to send you the recipe for my wife's Banana Bread? The stuff is awesome!
