[Porch Dweller]

I retired early, when poor leadership at my last workplace sucked all the enjoyment out of my job. Since then I have never, ever, not once, thought to myself "Instead of taking a nice leisurely walk with my wife and dog in the middle of the day before heading to taste some local beers at three in the afternoon and going to get some fish tacos, I wish I was still in a cubicle for 10 hours a day answering the idiotic questions of petty dicks who will use my hard work to advance their own careers."