I almost fit the discription you're looking for.
Here is a sample of my one and only review I did last Friday.
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=21290
I've only been smoking cigars since April of this year and have a ton of learning to do as far as being decriptive in my assessment of cigar taste, make up and complexity.
For instance, I don't know what "earthy" is because I'm 41 and haven't eat'n dirt since I was a child. Unless you count Airborne school while I was in the Army, or the other night when I had one too many Knob Creeks.
I'm in!!!