I'm pretty sure a local brother saw my green-with-envy post above and decided to come to my rescue.
Meet "The Chief", as my benefactor dubbed him many years ago. He's not all painted up, but after he gets cleaned up a bit & slathered with oil, I'm guessing he's gonna be right purdy.
Big thanks to Mannyboy for starting this thread -- without it, I'm not sure I'd have had this opportunity.