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MajorCaptSilly · 07-29-2010, 10:53 AM

Two pieces of rope walked by a bar. One piece of rope says to the other "I'd like to go in and have a beer". The other piece of ropes says "They don't serve rope in that bar". The 1st piece of rope says "I'm going to give it a try". He walks in and says "barkeep, give me a beer.". The barkeep says "Are you a peice of rope?". The piece of rope says "Yes". The barkeep says "Get out, we don't serve rope here!". The piece of rope goes out and rejoins his friend and says "I really want a beer". The piece of rope then ties himself into a knot and pulls all the strings at one of his ends into a big mess. He then walks into the bar:

Rope: "Barkeep, give me a beer"
Barkeep: "Are you a piece of rope?"
Rope: "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

MCS

07-29-2010, 10:53 AM	#49
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Dr Pun Two pieces of rope walked by a bar. One piece of rope says to the other "I'd like to go in and have a beer". The other piece of ropes says "They don't serve rope in that bar". The 1st piece of rope says "I'm going to give it a try". He walks in and says "barkeep, give me a beer.". The barkeep says "Are you a peice of rope?". The piece of rope says "Yes". The barkeep says "Get out, we don't serve rope here!". The piece of rope goes out and rejoins his friend and says "I really want a beer". The piece of rope then ties himself into a knot and pulls all the strings at one of his ends into a big mess. He then walks into the bar: Rope: "Barkeep, give me a beer" Barkeep: "Are you a piece of rope?" Rope: "No, I'm a frayed knot!" MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?