Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRiddick
(JOKE):
A husband walks in on his wife in bed with a neighbor. His wife: Who are you going to believe, your loving wife or your lying eyes?
Very on theme for the topic, IMO.
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Joke:
A couple goes to see a marriage counselor.
The counselor has brought his son to work today to see what he does for a living.
The counselor says he wishes to speak to the husband and wife, one at a time.
The counselor brings in the wife first. The son observes the dad question the wife about their relationship. She says, my husband is a bum. A loser. A lousy husband.
The counselor says, you are right.
Next, the counselor brings in the husband. The son observes the dad question the husband about their relationship. He says, my wife is a bum. A loser. A lousy wife.
The counselor says, you are right.
The son is bewildered. He says, dad, the wife said awful things about the husband and you said she was right. The husband then said awful things about the wife and you said he was right. Dad, they both can't be right.
The counselor says to the son, you are right.
This too is very on theme for the way this topic has evolved.
Sort of like are we talking about the chicken or the egg.
