Oh what did I do? No, no, no...
Never had an account until yesterday. No really.
At this point, I have won 14 lots of various stuff and 14 more current winning bids. I even won a flipping Colibri carbon fiber pen. WTF do I need another pen for?
I blame all of you for this and will tell my wife one of you stole the debit card.
Should be good times when the mail man shows though.
