[cmitch]

I love parrot jokes since I have an African Grey that never fails to amuse us.

A man had one and was rather attached to it. But it would just say things that were relevant to the situation, which African Greys are famous for.

He decided to take 'Paulie' to the beach. As he was under his umbrella laying on his towel, he seen a fat lady thrashing around in the water yelling for help. The man yelled, "Ahh let the b***h drown!"

As he settled back down, a crisp wind blew in and he exclaimed, "Feel the f***in' breeze."

Along comes Sunday and his daughter wanted him to go to church with her. He told her he was rather attached to Paulie and that he'd stay home with the bird. "Nonsense, Dad! Just bring the bird with you." He decided to do so.

Toward the end, they had a baptism come up. A young lady was being baptized and as soon as the preacher dunked her, the parrot yelled, "Ahh let the b***h drown!"

An old woman stood up with a scowl on her face and hurled a songbook at the bird barely missing him. The bird yelled, "Feel the f***in' breeze!"