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Old 09-05-2010, 02:35 PM   #8
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Default Re: I hate my roommate!

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Originally Posted by darkleeroy View Post
Your generation didn't have to worry about assault and battery charges and subsequent lawsuits for emotional damage.

Likewise, I would have just used his toothbrush on my a-hole; or farted on his pillow.
That's pretty much what I meant, but farting on his pillow?

Many years ago, I read a piece in Easy Rider magazine titled: How to get even without getting caught. In it, among other ideas, was a suggestion that one could mix DMSO with syrup of Ipecac and apply it to surfaces that your target is sure to touch. The DMSO (dimethyl sulfoxide) will carry the ipecac transdermally and make your target vomit uncontrollably.
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