A trial funny...
A motorist was on trial for striking a pedestrian.
The motorist's lawyer made this point: "Your honor, my client has been driving for over thirty years."
To which the lawyer for the plaintiff retorted: "Your honor, if we are going to judge this case by experience, may I remind you that my client has been walking for over 55 years!"
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Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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