Two men are playing a round of golf
Two men are playing a round of golf when they get stuck behind two women. Eventually one of the men walks over to ask if they can play through. He scuttles back and says, "When I got closer, I realized it was my wife and mistress," he says. "You go and ask them instead."
The other one walks over to the women but hurries back and says, "Small world."
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I'm an outcast riding into town alone
I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone
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