[KenyanSandBoa]

I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A day without sunshine is like, night