Well from my perspective I see a bike with forward controls that makes a steep lean angle and evasive maneuvers nearly impossible or perhaps deadly. Also the recumbent riding position keeps you from using your upper body to control the bike, also very unsafe. Cruiser type bikes do not lend themselves well to safe riding(except for the loud pipes). I can see where it would make a fantastic boat anchor though.
For me if it can't spit rock and go everywhere and anywhere at any time I have no use for it. As far as looks go, who cares it's for riding not looking at, but still I'd rather have a bike that looks like fun to ride rather than one that looks like it could use more polish. Good luck with what ever you choose and remember ATGATT.