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This really isn't a contest, in that there is no winner, but I do reserve the right to bomb the people who make me laugh. The rules are simple. Make up a Christmas Story about CA.

Here is my try:


Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring
'cept Da Klugs, that louse!

Cigars piled high,
he was carefully wrapping
For BOTLs aplenty
let them not be caught napping

When up on the rooftop
should happen to sound
A skater's ol' footfall
that spelled Iceghog was found

And then it did happen
just lickity split!
The packages frantic
went zip, zip, and pip!

One to poor Poker, his Marlboro's all red
One to goRob, don't let it go to his head.

And all through the night did these Merry Men labor
So when it was over, their evening to savor

So if you should hear funny noises this eve,
Barricade yourself in lest a bomb in they heave

Merry Christmas to all, was heard without fright,
Great cheer and great smokes and to all a good night.