[safariguy]

I was not going to tell this one, but then everbody in chat told me it was hilarious so here it goes:

A wife goat found out that she was pregnant. She told her husband goat about it. He asked her was she was going to do. She said, "I am too young. I don't feel ready to have a family yet. I am going to get an abortion. I'm not kidding."