Geez, Carlos...you know if you'd have been born 24 days earlier you could have been known as an April fool's day joke...now you're just a fool...no, a joke...no, just a perpetual joker...yeah, that's the ticket...
...I'm so funny I kill myself...happy birthday, from one old fart to one soon to be old fart...
...and get the hell out of that sick bed already...