[MajorCaptSilly]

An older gentleman was working in his garden on a beautiful, sunny day. His neighbor, a woman of a similar age was also working on her garden. Both were widowed and both were quite shy so they just tended to their gardens and only shared a nod or a wave when they were outside together. Today, the older gentleman gained enough courage to say to the woman "Your tomatoes are som much larger than mine. What type of fertilizer are you using?" The woman who was very shy indeed, replied in a soft and somewhat shaky voice " I don't use any at all. I think I may have really good soil." The older gentleman then went inside and had a cup of coffee.


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