Never been on it but I hear the commercials for them all day while listening to Stern and figured it would get my point across of what would get me in hot water.
They're even sponsoring the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on Stern where the winner will get $100,000. Back on topic, I agree with BigFranks idea. It works and back it up with hints, by saying things like "Wish my cigar budget had enough for (fill in the blank) this month."