Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu

Sad, but still better than being maimed by a gay white tiger while wearing a codpiece.

Originally Posted by shilala

This is the third person this whale has killed.
The first person was a three-way kill where three whales ganged up and killed a trainer.
The whale's second kill was a bit bizarro. You might remember hearing about it in the news about ten years ago. Some goof broke into the zoo at night and somehow ended up in the tank with the whale. In the morning the whale was swimming around the tank with the dead guy draped over it's back.
The whale has been a problem since day one. Over the years it's grabbed a lot of trainers and dragged them under and hurt lots of people. He's high strung and tantrum-prone. He shouldn't be there, and I'm hoping some heads roll. It's a senseless, irresponsible death, and she was a good girl.