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Originally Posted by CBI_2
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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No, this is absolutely wrong. It goes as follows.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day smoking cigars, and spend all night with his buddy's drinking beer and smoking cigars stretching out the one that got away.
There, now I feel better.
Anybody want to come fishing?
Peace of the Lord be with you.